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Download Film Indonesia Terbaru Comic 8 Gratis

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Download Film Indonesia Terbaru Gratis
Download Film Indonesia Terbaru Comic 8 Gratis - Beberapa waktu yang lalu sempat saya posting mengenai informasi tentang film COMIC 8, lebih tepatnya pada tulisan yang berjudul Download Film COMIC 8. Dan jika dilihat dari grafik blog olahwarta dan postingan mengenai link download film COMIC 8 tersebut, ternyata cukup banyak sekali para pengguna internet yang mencari film tersebut. Hal ini terbukti karena beberapa hari setelah tulisan mengenai film COMIC 8 tersebut dimuat di blog ini, pengunjung blog ini langsung meningkat tajam, dan setelah dilihat lebih lanjut ternyata pengunjung tersebut banyak berasal dari mesin pencarian google dimana kebanyakan dari mereka masuk ke blog olahwarta dengan kata kunci "Download Film COMIC 8".

Pada tulisan sebelumnya masih belum tersedia link download film COMIC 8, dan hingga saat tulisan ini dibuat, admin olahwarta sudah mencoba mencari-cari juga link Download Film Indonesia Terbaru Gratis untuk film COMIC 8, namuns sayang sampai saat ini masih belum juga menemukannya. Ada beberapa informasi dari blog lain mengenai link download film tersebut, hanya saja kebanyakan hanya berupa trailernya saja bukan Film COMIC 8 Full. Bahkan ada juga yang melakukan editing pada trailer film COMIC 8, dimana video tersebut digabung dengan film lain yang bukan COMIC 8.

Mohon maaf bagi para pengunjung blog olahwarta, karena sampai saat ini admin belum menemukan link yang benar-benar "work" untuk Download Film Indonesia Terbaru Comic 8 Gratis. Saya sendiri sebenarnya juga penasaran dengan film tersebut dan ingin juga mendownloadnya, karena jika dilihat dari traillernya, film tersebut sangat menarik untuk ditonton. Sudah pasti lucu film tersebut menurut bayangan saya, karena dimainkan oleh orang-orang yang sudah sangat piawai dalam melawak utamanya dalam stand-up comedy.

Nah, ada salah satu link forum yang juga membahas mengenai Film COMIC 8 ini, yaitu forum indowebster, namun sampai saat ini di Thread tersebut juga masih belum tersedia link downloadnya. Namun tidak ada salahnya anda coba masuk ke thread tersebut, karena bisa saja admin / TS trhead tersebut memperbarui threadnya sewaktu-waktu, dan link download Film COMIC 8 pun ada disana. Nah jika anda ingin masuk kesana, silakan klik link berikut:


Semoga saja melalui thread tersebut anda segera dapat melakukan download Film COMIC 8, dan bisa menyaksikan juga terhibur dengan adegan-adegan kocak yang ada dalam film tersebut.

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Download Film COMIC 8

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Link Download Film Comic 8
Gambar: 21cineplex.com
Untuk mengikuti perkembangan link download film comic 8

Download Film COMIC 8 - Ketika mendengar kata Comic, mungkin saja fikiran kita mengarah pada buku-buku komik. Tapi kalu membaca langsung kata Comic tersebut, para penggemar hiburan standup comedy tentu langsung mengetahui maksud kata tersebut. Nah bagaimana jika dengan COMIC 8 ? Untuk para penggemar acara-acara standup comdy yang sering tayang dibeberapa televisi swasta lokal rasanya mungkin saja sudah mengetahui hal tersebut. Namun tentu banyak juga yang masih belum tahu informasi mengenai COMIC 8 tersebut bukan?

Nah bagi yang belum mengetahui, COMIC 8 merupakan film komedi Indonesia yang bakal tayang tahun 2014 ini. Dan film tersebut diperankan oleh Mongol Stres, Mudy Taylor, Ernest Prakasa, Bintang Timur, Babe Cabiita, Fico Fachriza, Arie Kriting yang merupakan wajah-wajah yang sudah tidak asing lagi dalam acara-acara standup comedy dilayar kaca. Nah, gimana, sudah sedikit penasaran belum ? Pengen Download Film COMIC 8 ? Untuk saat ini mohon maaf, link download film comic 8 belum tersedia di blog olahwarta.

Nah sambil menanti update selanjutnya mengenai link download film comic 8, tidak ada salahnya anda simak terlebih dahulu sinopsis dari film COMIC 8 tersebut. Berikut adalah sinopsisnya yang disalin dari: http://filmindonesia.or.id/movie/title/lf-c006-14-905863_comic-8#.UujAT87-Kmw

Delapan anak muda dari berbagai latar secara kebetulan merampok sebuah bank dalam waktu bersamaan. Masing-masing mempunyai alasan dan motif berbeda. Ada yang merampok karena galau, hobi, iseng, adrenaline sport, bahkan untuk menghidupi panti asuhan dan rakyat miskin.

Kedelapan perampok tersebut terbagi menjadi tiga regu dengan kemampuan dan jam terbang berbeda. Perampokan yang awalnya seperti kebetulan, terkepung oleh pasukan polisi super cantik. Akhirnya mereka harus bekerja sama dan menemukan jawaban dari teka teki yang ada serta mencari jalan keluar terbaik untuk semua.
 Nah untuk sementara sekian dulu informasi mengenai film COMIC 8, kedepannya diusahakan agar link download film COMIC 8 dapat segera tersedia melalui blog olah warta ini.

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Tebak Tebakan Lucu Terbaru 2014

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Tebak Tebakan Lucu Terbaru 2014 - Hari minggu, buat ngilangin stress akibat rutinitas sehari-hari, kalau punya uang lebih tentu asyik untuk jalan-jalan bareng temen atau bersama keluarga. Tapi, ga mesti harus pergi jalan-jalan juga kok. Dengan membaca humor tebak tebakan lucu terbaru 2014 yang ada di blog olahwarta ini juga bisa bikin kita lebih rileks. Kan katanya tertawa itu bisa mengurangi tingkat kestressan seseorang juga bukan? (Betul apa enggak ya :D)

Nah kali ini akan disajikan informasi mengenai tebak-tebakan lucu terbaru 2014. Selain itu para pengunjung juga bisa membaca tulisan humor yang sebelumnya telah ada yaitu pada tulisan 20 Tebakan Humor Lucu Gokil juga pada tulisan Kumpulan Tebak Tebakan Gombal Lucu dan Romantis. Dan untuk tulisan yang sekarang ini silakan di simak Tebak tebakan Lucu Terbaru 2014.

~ Ada ribuan ekor gajah di suatu lapangan yang besar bagaimana
caranya memisahkan antara gajah yang kecil dan yang besar ??
Caranya dengan memakai ayakan khusus untuk gajah
  
~ Negara apa yang ada dalam peribahasa?
swedia payung sebelum hujan
  
~ Kepalanya merah, jalannya mundur apa mas?
obat nyamuk
  
~ Mengapa orang naik motor kalau lampu merah kakinya turun?
karena dia tidak punya mobil (kalau punya mobil nggak mungkin
kakinya dikeluarin)

~ Pohon apa yg paling berani?
pohon pisang, karena jantungnya di luar...

~ Apa bedanya botol dengan cewek ?
jawab: kalau botol diisi dulu baru disumbat,dan kalau cewek disumbat dulu baru diisi

~ Apa bedanya bulan sama matahari
kalau matahari banyak disconnya, kalo di bulan belum pernah kesana

~ Orang yang sedang jatuh malah senang
jatuh cinta

~ Kalo keluar menangis tapi kalo pergi ditangisi
manusia,lahir lalu meninggal

~ Letaknya di selangkangan, empuk, berbulu, kebanyakan pria dewasa
pernah menaikinya. Apakah ini?
Sadel sepeda.
  
~ "Di rambut ada, di kening nggak ada, di hidung ada,
di alis ngga ada, di mulut ada, di mata dan di pipi ngga ada,
apakah itu?"
"Huruf 'U'."

~ Ayam apa yang gak bisa berjalan mundur hayoooo ? ? ?
Ayam kepentok tembok

~ Apa bedanya balapan kuda sama balapan motor?
kalau balapan kuda ada tempat parkir motor,kalau balapan motor
nggak ada tempat parkir kudanya.

~ Jus apa yang bikin kepala pusing
justru itu yang saya tidak tahu

~ Apa perbedaannya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris nakal ???
kalau sekretaris baik "Selamat pagi pak"
kalo sekretaris nakal "Pak sudah pagi".....
 
~ Ban apakah yang sangat buerat sekali?
bantuin donk aku dorong kereta macet.

~ Benda ini berbentuk panjang,putih,jalannya cepat apakah
nama benda tersebut?
kereta api di perban!
 
~ Ada seorang propesor x yang sedang manjat pohon tau tau
dibawah ada se ekor singa coba anda pikir kimana caranya agar
propesor itu selamat!
propesor aja nggak bisa mikir apalagi gua

~ Kenapa leher angsar tuh panjang??
karna kalau pendek nama nya bebek!!!
  
~ Telur apa yang bisa terbang and meledak?
teluru kendali

~ Apa yang paling di takuti oleh orang yang botak?
jalan dibawah pohon durian yang sedang berbuah lebat
Nah diatas tadi beberapa kumpulan tebak tebakan lucu terbaru 2014. Mungkin tidak sedikit juga dari tebak tebakan lucu diatas yang sudah pembaca ketahui. Namun siapa tahu pembaca sudah sedikit lupa dengan tebak-tebakan diatas, kan pembaca bisa ingat lagi dengan membaca tulisan tentang kumpulan tebak tebakan terbaru 2014 ini. Jika pembaca memiliki tebak-tebakan yang tak kalah lucu dengan yang ada pada tulisan ini, bisa juga ditulis di kolom komentar dibawah, nanti kalau ada banyak akan penulis tambahkan ke tulisan diatas, atau mungkin dibuat tulisan baru tersendiri mengenai tebak-tebakan lucu.

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Kumpulan Tebak Tebakan Gombal Lucu dan Romantis

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Kumpulan Tebak Tebakan Gombal Lucu dan Romantis - Dari kemarin tulisannya tentang yang serius-serius terus, kali ini sedikit beralih dulu ke yang agak santai dan juga semoga lucu. Sebelumnya di blog ini juga sudah ada tulisan mengenai 20 tebakan humor lucu gokil yang kebetulan juga tampil di bagian entri populer blog ini. Nah kali ini yang akan dibagikan tentu tak kalah lucu dan gokil dari yang sebelumnya tersebut, hanya saja kali ini versi Tebakan Gombal Lucu dan Romantis.

Kumpulan Tebak Tebakan Gombal Lucu dan Romantis dibawah ini dikumpulkan dari beberapa blog yang tampil paling atas di halaman pencarian google dengan kata kunci Tebakan Gombal. Nah langsung saja biar ga kelamaan silakan disimak tebakan gombal lucu dibawah ini:

Neng kamu itu kayak lowongan kerja ya ?
kok bisa bang ?
soalnya kalo deket eneng pengennya ngelamar aja

Neng tau kan istilah nasi sudah jadi bubur|napa bang?
iya seperti itulah perasaanku padamu awalnya sayang sekarang sudah jadi cinta ?

Tolong napas aku sesek banget !
Aduh kok bisa ?
Karena separuh nafasku ada di kamu

Tau ga perbedaan Kamu sama Mantan aku ?
Emang apa?
Kalo Mantan masa laluku, kalo Kamu masa depanku.

Temenin aku belajar yuk!
Belajar apaan?
Belajar untuk menjadi yang terbaik buat kamu

Aku boleh pinjem tangan kamu ga?
untuk apa?
ga ada, aku pengin tau rasanya menggenggam masa depan Kita ?

Apa bedanya monas sama kamu ??
kalau monas milik pemerintah
kalau kamu milik aku

Apa bedanya cincin sama kamu ??
kalau cincin melekat di jari
kalau kamu melekat d hati aku

Apa bedanya jam dinding sama kamu ?
kalau jam dinding dipanjang di dinding
kalau kamu dipajang di hati aku

Sumber: http://www.ilmumu.com/ucapan/tebak-tebakan-gombal-dan-romantis/

Tiang apa yang enak?
Tiang-tiang mikirin kamu sambil minum es campur

Apa bedanya monas sama kamu ??
kalau monas milik pemerintah
kalau kamu milik aku

Apa bedanya cincin sama kamu ??
kalau cincin melekat di jari
kalau kamu melekat d hati aku

Tau gak kenapa menara pisa miring ?
Karena ketarik sama senyummu.

Apa bedanya jam dinding sama kamu ?
kalau jam dinding dipanjang di dinding
kalau kamu dipajang di hati aku

Susu apa yang indah ?
Susungguhnya aku sayang kamu.

Cecak apa yang bisa bikin mati ?
Cecak nafas kalo ngeliat senyum manismu

Malam apa yang paling indah ?
Malamar kamu

Mandi apa yang gak basah?
Mandirikan rumah tangga bareng kamu

Sumber: http://www.kukejar.com/2013/04/tebak-tebakan-gombal.html

Nah diatas tadi adalah beberapa Kumpulan Tebak Tebakan Gombal Lucu dan Romantis semoga dapat menghibur pengunjung semua, juga tentunya bisa dijadikan bahan gombalan nanti buat temen-temennya. Mana tahu dari iseng-iseng ngasih tebakan gombal bisa dapet gebetan hehehe.

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Kata Kata Mutiara Lucu Gokil yang ada di Belakang Truk

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Kata Kata Mutiara Lucu Gokil yang ada di Belakang Truk - Setelah sebelumnya sharing seputar Tebakan Humor Lucu Gokil kali ini ada tulisan atau kalau boleh disebut kata-kata mutiara yang tak kalah Lucu dan Gokil yang biasanya ada di bagian belakang kendaraan terutam paling banyak kita temui di kendaraan truk.. Sebetulnya sudah sangat sering kita melihat tulisan-tulisan tersebut, namun tidak ada salahnya Olah Warta mencoba menuliskan kembali kata-kata tersebut.

Kata Mutiara Bijak Lucu di Truk


Nah berikut adalah beberapa Kata Mutiara Lucu Gokil di yang ada Belakang Truk:

1. Beratnya Rindumu Tak Seberat Muatanku
2. Pergi Pagi Pulang Petang Penghasilan Pas Pas-an
3. 2 Anak Cuku, 2 Istri Bangkrut
4. Putus Cinta Soal Biasa, Putus Rem Mati Kita
5. Pulang Dimarahi, Ga Pulang Dicari

Sebetulnya masih banyak lagi kata-kata mutiara lucu dan gokil seperti itu yang sering kita temui dijalanan. Namun karena tidak terlalu memikirkan jadi ya cuma numpang lewat aja kata-kata tersebut, di inget-ingetpun susah. Jadi ya untuk sementar baru 5 kalimat diatas aja yang dapat Olah Warta bagikan untuk saat ini. Kalau temen-temen pembaca ada yang mau nambahi silakan langsung aja tulis di kolom komentar dibawah tulisan ini, nanti akan ane tambahin ke list diatas.

Atau yang mau bantu cariin gambar gokil tulisan atau kalimat-kalimat diatas, boleh juga nanti tak tambahin biar lebih ngakak. Karena mungkin kalo cuma dengan tulisan masih kurang greget dibanding kalo ditambah dengan gambarnya. Saya sebagai pengelola blog Olah Warta untuk saat ini belum sempet menambahkan gambarnya karena pas nulis ini pun juga dalam kondisi cepet-cepet coz lagi beres-beres barang, persiapn mudik hari ini nanti hihihi (jadi curhat).

Udah dulu ya, mo mudik hihihi.


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20 Tebakan Humor Lucu Gokil

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Tebakan Lucu - Humor Gokil - Beralih sebentar dari hal-hal yang berbau-bau mudik dan lebaran. Berawal dari FB, iseng-iseng ngasih tebakan lucu dan ternyata responnya sangat diluar dugaan, jadi kefikiran buat nyalin kumpulan sms tebakan lucu yang biasa aku buat tebakan di FB tersebut. Enak juga main tebak-tebakan di FB, banyak yang jawab ngaco, jorok, dan aneh-aneh. Ga berasa saking asyiknya waktu terus berputer n akhirnya tau-tau dah sore aja :D

Tebakan Humor Lucu Gokil
Image From: www.europeword.com


Tebakan Humor Gokil karya dari orang-orang yang kreatif memang selalu membuat hidup serasa ga pernah ada susahnya. Selalu dan selalu menghibur dan membuat ketawa. Apalagi kalau habis ngelakuin rutinitas keseharian, rasanya pasti asyik banget tuh kalo langsung dihibur dengan Tebakan Humor Lucu dan Gokil. Tapi semua juga kembali kepada pribadi masing-masing, kadang kan ada juga orang yang selera humornya biasa-biasa aja, jadi bisa aja kata-kata lucu yang keluar sebagai jawaban dari tebakan lucu yang dilontarkan ga mampu bikin orang tersebut ketawa :D

Nah langsung aja disimak, dibawah adaalah 20 Tebakan Humor Lucu dan Gokil Banget, semoga bisa bikin perut anda semua terkocok dengan humor gokil tersebut.

20 Tebakan Humor Lucu dan Gokil banget


1.    Gede, item kecoklat-coklatan, berbulu dan lemas......apa hayoo?
Mike Tyson puasa 3 hari

2.    Kenapa kentut laki2 lebih keras daripada kentut perempuan?
Karena laki2 punya mic

3.    Apa bedanya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris seksi?
Sekretaris baik "selamat pagi pak"
Sekretaris seksi "sudah pagi pak"

4.    Item, lonjong, panjang, terdapat di selangkangan, apaan?
Rem becak

5.    Dikocok, tegang. Hayo apaan?
Ibu-ibu arisan.

6.    Panjangnya 15 cm, kemerahan,ada kepalanya, dan membuat cewek tergila-gila.
Duit seratus ribuan

7.    Apa beda jantung pisang dengan jantung pria?
Jantung pisang terletak di bawah pisangnya; kalo jantung pria terletak di atas pisangnya

8.    Apa bedanya burung cendrawasih dengan perempuan?
Burung cendrawasih adalah burung surga, sedangkan perempuan adalah surga burung

9.    Benda apa yang kalo dilihat kotak, tapi kalo dipegang bulat?
Lambang OSIS di baju anak SMU cewek

10.    Apa beda macan dengan wanita?
Kalo macan, ditembak dulu baru tergeletak; kalo wanita tergeletak dulu baru ditembak

11.    Apa bedanya ban mobil dengan kondom?
Kalo ban mobil bocor, nyawa bisa hilang; kalo kondom bocor, nyawa bisa nambah

12.    Apa perbedaan kolor maradona sama kolor lo ?
Kalau maradona main kolornya di pakai; kalo lo 'main' kolornya di buka

13.    Apa bedanya sepak bola dengan pengantin baru?
Kalo sepak bola masukin dulu baru berpelukan,
kalo pengantin baru berpelukan dulu baru masukin

14.    Kenapa Maradona pake nomor 10?
Soalnya kalau pake 36B kegedean.

15.    70 hal apa saja yang disenangi wanita?
1 Shopping, yang lainnya. 69

16.    Bagaimana cara membedakan antara zebra jantan dengan zebra betina?
Kalau zebra jantan warna aslinya hitam bergaris2 putih. Kalau zebra betina warna aslinya putih bergaris2 hitam.

17.    Apa bedanya kapal terbang sama rok mini?
Kalau kapal terbang, makin tinggi makin nggak keliatan. Kalau rok mini, makin tinggi makin keliatan

18.    Apa beda gadis baik-baik dan gadis nakal?
Gadis baik2 hanya punya SATU kartu kredit dan JARANG DIPAKAI, gadis nakal hanya punya SATU BH dan JARANG DIPAKAI

19.    Apa perbedaan celana kolor dengan balon gas?
Kalo balon gas talinya lepas naik keatas Kalo celana kolor talinya lepas turun kebawah.

20.    Apa persamaan celana dalam pria dan hotel?
Sama-sama punya ballroom

Tebakan diatas disalin dari: http://senamperut.blogspot.com/2010/01/tebak-tebakan-17.html
Nah gimana apa 20 Tebakan Humor Lucu Gokil diatas sudah dapat membuat anda setidaknya ketawa-ketawa sendirian pada saat membacanya? Jika jawaban anda tidak, mungkin anda mesti sedikit waspada, hihihi :D

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"Eye to Eye" versus Richard Dawkins

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by Salman Hameed

Dawkins recently gave a psychedelic presentation of memes, and in particular focusing on internet memes. I'm sure one of the goals was to make the presentation itself into a viral video. Here it is - and watch it transform around the 5 minute mark:



Well, when it comes to internet memes, I think Taher Shah from Pakistan has a lesson or two about that. Here is his mesmerizing video "Eye to Eye" which has gone viral. It is all in English and as far as I can tell, he did not intend to be a satire. He really does like eyes - yours, his, others' - and would like to make love with his full spectrum eyes.

No seriously - you have to spend 5 minutes and watch this video (with your own eyes!):


eye to eye by taher shah from waseem ullah Qureshi on Vimeo.

And while we are at it, we can't go without watching the video of One-Pound Fish - another Pakistan connection - that became a sensation a few months ago (here is the NPR story about this song and link to where it all started):


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Increasing number of cases of "insults to Islam" in Bangladesh and Egypt

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by Salman Hameed

There is a battle going on in much of the Muslim world on the place of religion in a modern state. We are seeing an increasing number of people (mostly young) testing the boundaries of free-speech and freedom of expression. But there is also another trend where an "insult to Islam" is being used as a broad and blunt weapon for the purposes of silencing various kinds of oppositions. I wouldn't call this a backlash to free-speech debate, but this gained its own momentum from the Danish cartoon controversies and other such events. I will have a longer post on this in a few days. In the mean time, I want to highlight couple of things that are happening in Bangladesh and Egypt.

In Bangladesh, there is currently turmoil that brings together history (as per related to its bloody independence from Pakistan), politics, and the role of religion in public sphere. But within that context, the religious groups are going after "blasphemous" blogs and actually killed an atheist Bangladeshi blogger. The story is quite complicated (thought you can get the gist of it in this fantastic article), but the Islamic parties in Bangladesh are now going after "blasphemous" websites (however, they define it):
Bangladesh has widened a crackdown on allegedly blasphemous blogs after a threat by Islamists to march to the capital demanding the prosecution of atheist bloggers, an official said on Wednesday. 
The telecommunications regulator ordered two leading Internet sites to remove hundreds of posts by seven bloggers whose writings it said offended Muslims, according to its assistant director Rahman Khan. 
These writings have defamed Islam and our prophet.
The two sites — Somewhereinblog.net and Amarblog.com — have removed most of the posts, Khan said. Khan said the regulator was scrutinising other sites to identify and erase “blasphemous blogs” in an attempt to ensure religious harmony in the mainly Muslim nation. 
The move comes after Islamic groups and clerics, who have staged a series of deadly protests against atheist bloggers in recent weeks, threatened to march en masse to Dhaka on April 6 unless the bloggers are prosecuted.
In Egypt, an atheist from a Coptic Christian was sent to jail for 3-years on "blasphemy charges":
Mr Saber was initially accused of circulating links to a 14-minute trailer for the film, Innocence of Muslims, which denigrates the Prophet Muhammad. 
But he denied promoting the video and later faced charges relating to other statements critical of Islam and Christianity which police investigators allegedly found online and on his computer at his home. 
Human rights groups have called for Mr Saber's release.
There has been a proliferation of prosecutions for blasphemy in Egypt in the nearly two years since Hosni Mubarak was overthrown. Many of those targeted are Copts, who make up about 10% of the population. 
Although blasphemy has long been a criminal offence, Article 44 of the draft constitution contains a specific article prohibiting insulting prophets.
But on the flip side, you can also find this case of a former Muslim Brotherhood member putting religion on hold, and he has been able to avoid the jail (tip from Michael Murray):
What would prompt a former youth member of the Muslim Brotherhood to declare that he is putting his belief in Islam “on hold”? What would convert young people to become not only non-religious but extremely anti-theist following long periods of activism with Egypt’s ultra-conservative Wahhabi club, the Salafis? 
What I said may be surprising for many, but not for others. The past several years have witnessed every single young man or woman with a shred of critical thinking to leave the Islamist movement. Starting with the Egyptian revolution and the Islamists’ shameful position against it, young middle class educated members have ever since continued to trickle out. 
But this mere organisational friction is not the subject of this article. What I intend to expound on is more far-reaching. It’s about those often-silent people who decided to abandon faith completely as a result of their faithful experiences. 
“I’ve decided to put Islam on hold as a religion,” wrote former Muslim Brotherhood activist Osama Dorra in his blog post. “For the conflict I’ve found between some of its details and what I think is sanity, justice, and logic has reached an inconceivable limit.” 
The young Islamist dropout was courageous enough to come out with these views publicly on his blog. For days comments and shares continued to fuel the discussion. Islamists and their acolytes, who may have one day been shoulder to shoulder with Dorra, were unable to discredit his opinion as simply a fake conspiracy against Islam. Hence, I guess, they were more than cautious not to take him to court. 
In any case, Dorra’s “Flying high above religion” blog post was later followed by other articles that suggested more revisionist takes on his initial position.
All that brings to Egyptian Satirist, Bassem Youssef:
The popular Egyptian satirist Bassem Youssef has been released on bail, after questioning by prosecutors over allegations he insulted Islam and President Mohammed Morsi. 
He was ordered to pay 15,000 Egyptian pounds ($2,190; £1,440). 
Mr Youssef had spent five hours at the public prosecutor's office, a day after a warrant was issued for his arrest. 
He has faced several complaints over his show El Bernameg (The Programme), which satirises many public figures. 
On his Twitter feed, Mr Youssef said the bail conditions were related to three lawsuits, while a fourth was still being investigated. 
The case has highlighted worries about press freedoms in Egypt. 
At one point during his arrival at the prosecutor's office Mr Youssef donned an oversized academic hat, mocking one which Mr Morsi wore recently when he received an honorary doctorate in Pakistan.
Oh - boy. It is really hard to keep Pakistan out of any news even tangentially related to blasphemy. Bassem's show is based on the style of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. And sure enough, Jon Stewart   has come to his defense and has a fantastic segment that gets to the hypocrisy of Morsi (there is even an evolution joke in there). Here it is:



Actually this segment has led to a diplomatic tiff as well:

The American comedian Jon Stewart’s criticism of the Egyptian government briefly escalated into a diplomatic incident on Tuesday, as the United States Embassy in Cairo shared a link to a “Daily Show” segment on Twitter, causing the office of Egypt’s president to react with anger.
The Lede has the details and it has been following Bassem related happenings in Egypt.
And just for a taste, here is Bassem talking about charges against him in January - and he is quite funny!



This battle will continue. We should and we must support support others in the fight for freedom of speech and expression. Respect of religion is also essential. But this is where open debates are essential. But many of the recent cases of "blasphemy" or "insults to Islam" are actually based either on flimsy evidence and/or have political motivations behind them.

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Saturday Video: That Mitchell and Webb Look on "Aliens" and "No God"

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by Salman Hameed

Here are two short That Mitchell and Webb Look skits that are very funny and also promote critical thinking:

Aliens:



And Proof of No God:

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Amusements from Saudi Arabia to Louisiana state senate

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by Salman Hameed

This is for your entertainment purposes only. Now we have seen hilarious statements from the likes of Zakir Naik, Harun Yahya, Yusef Estes etc. But they are not alone. Here is a state senator from Louisiana asking a high school teacher about evolution - and wondering if E. Coli turns into a human being. Yup. There are no minimum education limits or any requisite analytical abilities to be a state senator (tip from Farid Alvie and Shahid Saeed).



Not to be ever left behind, the agents of the Saudi Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice decided to prevent the vices of some dino fossils in Dammam. It is unclear why they  did that - but shutdown they did:
A lady in Dammam, the hub of the oil industry on the kingdom’s Gulf coast, tweeted a complaint from a local shopping mall. Agents of the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice (CPVPV), she said, were causing an unpleasant scene. The government-salaried vigilantes, a bearded auxiliary police force familiarly known to Saudis as the Hayaa, had marched officiously into an educational exhibit featuring plaster models of dinosaurs, turned off the lights and ordered everyone out, frightening children and alarming their parents. 
It was unclear precisely why the religious police objected to the exhibit, which apparently had been innocently featured at shopping centres across the Gulf for decades. Malls are one of the few public spaces where Saudis mix socially, and so often draw the Hayaa’s attentions. Gone, however, are the days when its agents can go about their business unchallenged.
Remember that dinos are a problem for young earth creationists, like Ken Ham of the Creation Museum. But I don't know if this shutting down has anything to do with science. It could be any number of things. But if they were going after Barney - the purple dinosaur, then I'm all for the Vice- preventing, Virtue-promoting, agents:


But what is more entertaining (and hilarious) is the reaction on Twitter, which is becoming an excellent place to ridicule such actions in the Kingdom (though it also turned ugly for another Saudi, Hamza Kashgari. See this earlier post: This guy is probably going to die because of his tweets). Here is the reaction to the shutting down of dinos:
Within minutes of the incident, a freshly minted Arabic Twitter hashtag, #Dammam-Hayaa-Closes-Dinosaur-Show, was generating scores of theories about their motives. Perhaps, suggested one, there was a danger that citizens might start worshipping dinosaur statues instead of God. Maybe it was just a temporary measure, said another, until the Hayaa can separate male and female dinosaurs and put them in separate rooms. Surely, declared a third, one of the lady dinosaurs had been caught in public without a male guardian. A fourth announced an all-points police alert for Barney the Dinosaur, while another suggested it was too early to judge until it was clear what the dinosaurs were wearing.
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Several contributors injected bawdy innuendo into their comments. Noting that one of the displays showed a dinosaur riding on the back of another, one message declared that this was obviously sexually suggestive and possibly could be categorised as a Westernising influence. "I confess," declared one penitent, "I saw a naked dinosaur thigh and felt aroused." Another tweet provided this helpful tip to the suspicious CPVPV: "No, no, that long thing is a tail!" 
But most of the messages singled out the religious police for ridicule. "They worried that people would find the dinosaurs more highly evolved than themselves," explained one. "It’s the Hayaa that should be stuffed and mounted so future generations can learn about extinct animals," quipped another. This message adopted a more pedantic tone: "Dinosaurs are a paleontological life form from an ancient geological era, and our clerics are a paleontological life form from an ancient social era." "Hello? Stone Age? We have some of your people; can you please come and collect them?" pleaded one tweep. Another wrote: "If the dinosaurs were still alive they’d be saying, thank God for extinction."
Read the full article here.

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A UFO sighting - right here in Amherst!

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by Salman Hameed

Last week, a few people in Amherst, Massachusetts, saw something in the sky that could not be identified... (cue the X-files music, please :) ). From WWLP:

AMHERST, Mass. (WWLP) - A "flying saucer," signs of extraterrestrial life, or an unidentified flying object; whatever you call it, some people in Amherst say they saw it. 
Witnesses told the Daily Hampshire Gazette that on Tuesday night, an object the size of two or three cars was seen hovering over Belchertown Road in Amherst.  One woman said that it wasn't far from her car. 
The unusual news was all the talk at the Black Sheep Deli on Main Street Thursday.
“If people saw something, they saw something. But I don't believe that an object in the sky was necessarily or was at all alien,” Amy Ware of Sunderland said. 
“I believe in it, because we are such a speck in the universe,” said Juliet Rose of Bernardston. “Who are we to think that we are the only ones?” 
Police say they did receive one call, but didn't investigate. Westover Air Reserve Base has a radar tower in Amherst, they told the Gazette radars didn't pick up any aircrafts in the area at that time.

So I had a chance to talk about this UFO sighting with Bill Newman on WHMP (last 15 minutes of the show). And then I also had a chat with Monte Belmonte of The River-93.9 not just on this sighting, but also on the petition to the US government to build a Death Star. Plus, a caller called Monte about a couple of more local UFO sightings. There you have it. Enjoy!

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Some Jib Jab for the New Year!

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by Salman Hameed

Happy New Year!


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Anti-Doomsday Day - Today!

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by Salman Hameed

Okay this is great! And funny too. The Astronomical Society of the Pacific (ASP) wants you to reclaim the calendar from the end-of-the-world crazies of December 21, 2012. So they have their own Anti-Doomsday Day - today! Well of course - 12/12/12 - and very soon even the time (on the US east coast at least) will read 12:12:12. Nooooo!! Oh I meant to say, Yeah!!

So happy Anti-Doomsday Day to you!

Here is the rationale behind it:
While many pundits and prognosticators lament the supposed end of the world on December 21, 2012 (thanks to misinterpreting Mayan predictions), here at the ASP we encourage everyone to go in the opposite – and accurate – direction. Thus, we are declaring December 12, 2012 as Anti-Doomsday Day in celebration of rational thinking and reasoned discourse. 
We also feel that, in many respects, the number 12 is most auspicious: contemporary calendars (12 months in the year), chronology (12 hours of day and night), traditional zodiac (12 astrological signs*), Greek mythology (12 Olympic gods and goddesses), holiday folklore (12 days of Christmas), Shakespeare (Twelfth Night), and of course in our culinary world (dozen eggs, case of wine)! 
More importantly, in astronomy Mars is 12 light minutes from the Sun, the average temperature of the Earth is 12 degrees Celsius, and Jupiter takes 12 years to orbit the Sun.
Last but not least, this date structure – a triple set of the same two-digit number – will not occur again until 2112! So, at 12 noon on 12/12/12, please take a moment to thank all who keep us on the path of science literacy. Please also feel free to show your support by donating $12, $24 or $36 dollars to the ASP!
Enjoy the day.

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"D'oh" - or whatever that is in Turkish

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by Salman Hameed

No seriously? A private Turkish broadcaster has been fined about $30,000 for showing a Simpsons episode that pokes fun at God. Oh c'mon. The general tone of The Simpsons has never been hostile to religion - and it's fun is often directed towards organized religion (though Lisa is definitely a good and moral agnostic/atheist). I haven't seen the episode - thought it does look good :)

In any case, here is the news item:
The Supreme Board of Radio and Television (RTÜK) has fined Turkish private broadcaster CNBC-E a total of 52,951 Turkish Liras for airing an episode of the animated sitcom "The Simpsons" in which God is shown to be under the command of the Devil, daily Hürriyet has reported.

RTÜK said the fine had been levied due to CNBC-E “making fun of God, encouraging the young people to exercise violence by showing the murders as God's orders and encouraging them to start drinking alcohol on New Year's Eve night.”
What? Violence in the name of God. Well - that is indeed wrong!
In another scene, God serves coffee to the Devil, which can be considered an insult to religious beliefs, according to the report, which explained the motive behind the fine. 
Hmm...but can't that be hospitality and a sign of magnanimity. Oh well. The Supreme Board of Radi and Television needs to lighten up a bit.

In case you want to see Homer's theology, here is a snippet from a really funny episode. Here, Homer is skipping Church to watch football on Sunday - and that leads to his encounter with God:



And after the failure of Homer's new religion, God has a chat again when Homer falls asleep during a Sunday sermon:


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Angels in cubicles?

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by Salman Hameed

Here is a review of Simon Rich's book, What in God's Name. It looks interesting and the reviewer compared it with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Now that is some praise. It is about Heaven as a corporation, with God its CEO:
His paradise is a mismanaged corporation, Heaven Inc. — full of departments like Prayer Intake and Geyser Regulation — whose chief executive, God, decides on a whim to retire, destroy Earth, kill all the humans (by fire or ice, he’s still deciding) and fulfill his lifelong dream of opening an Asian-­American fusion restaurant.
The book's overall tone and humor, it seems, is more in line with The Simpsons:      
 The book is far from evangelical — to some it will be downright heretical — but it’s not entirely secular, either. Its main characters are Craig and Eliza, two cubicle-dwelling angels from the Department of Miracles, whose main assignment is reuniting Lynyrd Skynyrd. Thanks to a bargain with God, the angels have the chance to save Earth, if they can get the world’s two shyest humans to fall in love. Craig and Eliza are as flawed as the mortals they seek to help, subject to the same wild emotions, insecurities and jealousies. Their fallibilities make them comical but also sympathetic and recognizable. At one point, Craig grapples with the moral ambiguity of miracles after helping students of a school for the blind win their first wrestling match. “The victory dealt a major psychological blow to their sighted opponents, one of whom had lost to a blind child in front of his parents,” Craig recalls. “Was it still a miracle if someone had to suffer?” 
Rich has created a satirical sandbox in which to play with the Bible’s assertions. His imagined situations read like sketches he might have conceived at his old job as a writer for “Saturday Night Live.” (In fact, some of the novel’s gags first appeared in his debut collection, “Ant Farm.”) God, a Nascar fan, orders an angel to send a car into a fiery crash, clearing the way for his favorite driver. In a post-race interview, the winner thanks God (“I couldn’t have done it without him”), and so the gruesome logistics behind a sports cliché are laid bare. Later, God checks in with a poorly chosen prophet: a lunatic who passes along his Lord’s message by tossing on a tinfoil hat and scrawling (truthfully) “The End Is Near” on a cardboard sign.
Read the full review here.        

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Saturday Video: Short Film - Pentecost

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by Salman Hameed

This was one of last year's Oscar nominees for live-action shorts. It has a fantastic narrative structure (perfect for a short film!) and is very funny. The story is about religion, rituals, and the love of soccer. In fact, this is a perfect prep. for the Euro 2012 final.

Enjoy! (it is about 11 minutes long)


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Daily Show on religion and birth-control issue

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by Salman Hameed

The whole debate over the availability of contraception is stunningly insane. It is also quite incredible that not more people are upset about the collapse of Church and State separation in this particular case (and yes, I know that the Establishment clause is meant to protect religion also and not just separation...). On a more practical level, the Catholic Church is fighting a loosing battle considering the fact that a majority of Catholics in the US support the measure. In any case, I will have a post on it later, but in the mean time, enjoy Vagina Ideologues from The Daily Show:


and this Sean Hannity piece is hilarious (really - he never thought that it is odd that his focus group contains only men!):

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The Vagina Ideologues - Sean Hannity's Holy Sausage Fest
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On creationists...

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Tip from Farid Alvie.

I have a whole collection of these 'ascent of man' cartoons. Of course, they also propagate the erroneous ladder view of evolution. But what can we do? They provide for some nice comic opportunities. Here is one of my favorites, from the New Yorker:


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Tebow, football miracles, and Islam in America

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by Salman Hameed

I have to admit, up until recently I had no idea who Tim Tebow was and why he was so popular. And I do follow the NFL. But this season, the discussion of his Christian faith has become more and more prominent, and we've had to hear about miracles on the football field (though, I think God would most likely reserve the name football for the game that involves primarily kicking the ball).  It seems that God was helping him win sometimes with a number fourth quarter victories, but then testing his faith with some humiliating losses (And Bill Maher summarized this as well). When (positive) miracles happened, Tebow - Tebowed, unleashing a nationwide Tebowing frenzy (even a cat Tebowed). Ultimately, God decided to let natural forces (and Tom Brady) decide the game and the Patriots won by 35 points.

On the heels of all this, an article in Salon asks the question: What if Tim Tebow were a Muslim? (tip from Leyla Keough). This is a fascinating question, especially in light of protests against various Islamic centers in the US, the pulling of advertisements from All American Muslim, etc. The article brings up some interesting points and ultimately uses the case of Muhammad Ali to run this experiment. But we have to realize that that the case of Muhammad Ali (who by the way just turned 70!!) is loaded with more variables than just religion and religious identity. For example, he was a prominent African American at the height of the Civil Rights Movement, and had interactions with Martin Luther King and Malcolm X. That was also the beginnings of anti-war protests in the US. Plus, and I don't think the author of the Salon article makes the distinction, but Muhammad Ali at the time was a follower of National of Islam, which is very different from Islam.

However, the other example of Denver Nuggets basketball player, Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf is a better one. But then that too gets enmeshed with nationalism, since he refused to stand for the national anthem. For an apt comparison, we will have to ask Tebow to refuse to stand up for the national anthem. To be fair, when Hakim Olajuwon, in the mid-1990s, was fasting and playing for Houston Rockets during Ramadan, it was mentioned in a respectful/admiring manner by the television commentators. But then that was the 1990s. It will be interesting to see the reaction today.

In any case, here are some bits from the Salon article:
So I ask, what if Tim Tebow were Muslim? How would our society react if during every interview, Tebow said “Insha’Allah” or “Allāhu Akbar” rather than thank his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? Or instead of falling to one knee and praying,  Tebow pulled out a prayer rug and faced Mecca? A recent study by the Pew Research Center suggests it would not be well received. While American Muslims in general tend be satisfied with their lives and communities in the United States, 55 percent report that being Muslim in the U.S. has become more difficult since Sept. 11. Twenty-eight percent report that people have viewed them with suspicion and 22 percent report having been called offensive names. The TLC show “All-American Muslim” has lost advertisers who were pressured by groups claiming that the show was Islamic propaganda. Yet Pat Robertson claims that the United States is a breeding ground for anti-Christian bigotry. 
I don’t have answers to these questions. We can’t know the answers until we are faced with a prominent Muslim athlete who is willing to be so visible with his faith. In a country that consistently prides itself on freedoms – freedom of speech, freedom to assemble, freedom of religion – we can hope that Muslim athletes who are visible with their faith would find themselves just as revered as Tebow is for his.
But professional Muslim athletes are hard to find. Ahmad Rashād. Rashaan Salaam. Kareem Abdul-Jabaar. Hakeem Olajuwon. Rasheed Wallace. Most of these athletes are retired and went about their religious lives quietly. But it is to that list of retired professionals that we must look to find someone as outspoken about their faith as Tim Tebow – Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf and Muhammad Ali, for example.
And here is the bit about Abdul-Rauf:
In 1990, Chris Jackson was drafted by the Denver Nuggets out of Louisiana State University. In 1991,  Jackson converted to Islam. In 1993, he changed his name to Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf. In 1996,  Abdul-Rauf refused to stand for the national anthem at an NBA game. A religious storm followed. 
Everyone had an opinion, from fans to sports writers to radio hosts. Sports Illustrated reported that some people suggested Abdul-Rauf be deported. Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf was born in Mississippi, however, and deportation from Colorado to Mississippi is rare. Two Denver-area radio hosts even walked into a mosque with a stereo playing the Star Spangled Banner. One was wearing a turban. And a Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf T-shirt. While broadcasting live, on air. 
Abdul-Rauf claimed in a 2010 interview with HoopsHype.com that “[a]fter the national anthem fiasco, nobody really wanted to touch me.” He played only three more seasons in the NBA before going overseas to play professionally. In that same interview, he discusses how his home in Mississippi was burned down just a few months prior to Sept. 11. He eventually left the state. 
So Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf stood up (or in this case, sat down) for his religious beliefs. He made his religion a visible aspect of his life and a visible aspect of his professional basketball career. Just like Tim Tebow. The difference of course being that Tim Tebow was satirized on “Saturday Night Live.” Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf had his home burned down and felt blacklisted from the NBA.
Read the full article here.

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New Yorker on God's schedule during the creation of the universe

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by Salman Hameed

It is really hard to create a universe. Here is a hilarious take on God's daily schedule while He was working on creating the universe. From Simon Rich in the New Yorker - The Center of the Universe:
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth.
“Let there be light,” He said, and there was light. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening—the first night.
On the second day, God separated the oceans from the sky. “Let there be a horizon,” He said. And lo: a horizon appeared and God saw that it was good. And there was evening—the second night.
On the third day, God’s girlfriend came over and said that He’d been acting distant lately.
“I’m sorry,” God said. “Things have been crazy this week at work.”
He smiled at her, but she did not smile back. And God saw that it was not good.
“I never see you,” she said.
“That’s not true,” God said. “We went to the movies just last week.”
And she said, “Lo. That was last month.”
And there was evening—a tense night.
On the fourth day, God created stars, to divide the light from the darkness. He was almost finished when He looked at His cell phone and realized that it was almost nine-thirty.
“Fuck,” He said. “Kate’s going to kill me.”
He finished the star He was working on and cabbed it back to the apartment.
“Sorry I’m late!” He said.
And lo: she did not even respond.
“Are you hungry?” He asked. “Let there be yogurt!” And there was that weird lo-cal yogurt that she liked.
“That’s not going to work this time,” she said.
“Look,” God said, “I know we’re going through a hard time right now. But this job is only temporary. As soon as I pay off my student loans, I’m going to switch to something with better hours.”
And she said unto Him, “I work a full-time job and I still make time for you.”
And He said unto her, “Yeah, but your job’s different.”
And lo: He knew immediately that He had made a terrible mistake.
“You think my job’s less important than yours?” she said.
“No!” God said. “Of course not! I know how difficult it is to work in retail—I’m totally impressed by what you do!”
“Today I had to talk to fourteen buyers, because it’s Fashion Week. And I didn’t even have time to eat lunch.”
“That’s so hard,” God said. “You work so hard.”
“How would you know? You never even ask about my day! You just talk about your work, for hours and hours, like you’re the center of the universe!”
“Let there be a back rub,” God said.
And He started giving her a back rub.
And she said unto Him, “Can you please take the day off tomorrow?”
And He said unto her, “Don’t you have to work tomorrow? I thought it was Fashion Week.”
“I can call in sick.”
And God felt like saying to her, “If your job is so important, how come you can just take days off whenever you feel like it?” But He knew that was a bad idea. So He said unto her, “I’m off Sunday. We can hang out Sunday.”
On the fifth day, God created fish and fowl to swim in the sea and fly through the air, each according to its kind. Then, to score some points, He closed the door to His office and called up Kate.
“I’m so happy to hear your voice,” she said. “I’m having the hardest day.”
“Tell me all about it,” God said.
“Caitlin is throwing this party next week for Jenny, but Jenny is, like, being so weird about it that I’m not even sure that it’s going to happen.”
“That’s crazy,” God said.
And she continued to tell Him about her friends, who had all said hurtful things to one another, each according to her kind. And while she was repeating something that Jenny had said to Caitlin God came up with an idea for creatures that roam the earth. He couldn’t get off the phone, though, because Kate was still talking. So He covered the receiver and whispered, “Let there be elephants.” And there were elephants and God saw that they were good.
But lo: she had heard Him create the elephants.
“Oh, my God,” she said. “You’re not even listening to me.”
“Kate . . .”
“It’s so obvious!” she said. “You care more about your stupid planet thing than you do about me!”
God wanted to correct her. It wasn’t just a planet He was creating; it was an entire universe. He knew, though, that it would be a bad idea to say something like that right now.
He said, “Listen. I’m really sorry, O.K.?”
But lo: she had already hung up on Him.
So how does it all end up? You can find the full article here. And if you like this, also check out God's Blog, also from the New Yorker.

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